“What ARE you doing?”
“You’re acting sooo weird! Tell me! Please!”
“All right. I didn’t want to have to talk about this right here, right now though.”
My eyes rounded into saucers as I looked at him like he was growing Froot Loops out of his ears and nose. This didn't sound good.
Then he said in all the seriousness of a man, “Have I ever told you how sexy your gray hair is? You have this one little white hair here that is sticking up like an antenna.”
I burst out laughing hysterically while on the other side of the bed I barely heard the nurse say, “One, two, three, I’m sorry...” and the needle pierced a vein in my arm.